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Congrats Spurs
Congrats to Spurs, nice to see a non top four team win a trophy.
Don't let my avatar fool you.
...A little boy gets £10 for his birthday and rushes down to the Sport Shop to
buy the New Football he has been desperate for. He gets the ball down from
the rack and gives the shop-keeper his £10.
"Sorry Son !!" Explains the shopkeeper. "This ball cost £20, but you've
only got £10".
Thinking quickly, the boy looks up at the club balls and says "Ok. If you
blindfold me and I guess the club on the ball will you let me have the ball
for £10"? The shopkeeper curiously agrees, and blindfolds the boy.
First up he gives the boy an Arsenal ball.
"OK" says the boy placing his ear to the ball. "I can hear the blasting
sound of 2 canons. This must be an Arsenal ball"
"That was a lucky guess" exclaimed the shopkeeper.
"Lets try another one" And he hands him a Millwall ball.
"OK" Says the boy placing his ear to the ball again. "I can hear a pack of
rampant Lions. It must be a Millwall ball".
"Christ" Says the shopkeeper.
"If you get the next one right I'll let you have the ball for nothing" and
he passes him another ball.
Again the boy puts the ball to his ear and after a few moments he exclaims
"That's a Tottenham ball".
"Holly Mary Mother Of God" Shouts the shopkeeper."How on earth did you get
that one. I suppose you heard a Cockerell crowing??"
"No" Said the boy. "It's going down"!!!
buy the New Football he has been desperate for. He gets the ball down from
the rack and gives the shop-keeper his £10.
"Sorry Son !!" Explains the shopkeeper. "This ball cost £20, but you've
only got £10".
Thinking quickly, the boy looks up at the club balls and says "Ok. If you
blindfold me and I guess the club on the ball will you let me have the ball
for £10"? The shopkeeper curiously agrees, and blindfolds the boy.
First up he gives the boy an Arsenal ball.
"OK" says the boy placing his ear to the ball. "I can hear the blasting
sound of 2 canons. This must be an Arsenal ball"
"That was a lucky guess" exclaimed the shopkeeper.
"Lets try another one" And he hands him a Millwall ball.
"OK" Says the boy placing his ear to the ball again. "I can hear a pack of
rampant Lions. It must be a Millwall ball".
"Christ" Says the shopkeeper.
"If you get the next one right I'll let you have the ball for nothing" and
he passes him another ball.
Again the boy puts the ball to his ear and after a few moments he exclaims
"That's a Tottenham ball".
"Holly Mary Mother Of God" Shouts the shopkeeper."How on earth did you get
that one. I suppose you heard a Cockerell crowing??"
"No" Said the boy. "It's going down"!!!

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deputydog wrote:( Man utd one ,not the fat tranny chasing one)
It is funny how things change, eh. As ten years ago, he was the biggest football name on the planet, and you could not put a value on him.
This year NBA play-offs was great. Bostons leads from Bulls by 3-2. And the most exciting was CLE have 4-0. What team will be meeting on the final....
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